i felt my ear get a little itchy so i brought my hand up to scratch it and i felt this weird thing on it and then it was big and i got so scared i threw it on the bed and it was a ladybug with its wings partly extended which i think is now dead

its alive get me out of here

"I’d rather be at Coachella."
- Everybody (via justintimbergasm)

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im single by choice

its just not my choice

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i don’t catch feelings
ive built up an impenetrable immune system to em
this pollen is fucking with me though

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